The Dumbest Conspiracy Theory In History.

We live in a world of lies, manipulations, and propaganda. Who can dispute that? Is there anyone anywhere that thinks that everything that they've been told their whole lives is true?

I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist. I've even concocted some conspiracy theories all on my own - and the one in question - I've not yet once had anyone tell me was nonsense that I'd dreamed up. I suppose that the reason for this is that I'm correct. I'm not a dumb guy. I'm half way smart.

I'm not trying to toot my own horn here, and I'm wrong about things fairly frequently. I make mistakes in judgement all the time. I make judgemental and thinking errors far more often than I like - and sometimes these are rather public. If I've one talent in life, besides reading comprehension, it's that I can point out contradictions. I know hypocrisy when I see it, and sometimes I see it in the mirror.

But there's absolutely nothing in this world nowadays that irritates me more than what is often called the new atheist movement. Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Christopher Hitchens are the three cheerleaders of this movement. There's another guy who's a scientist that makes up the fourth of what these new atheist folk, rather ignorantly, call the four horsemen. I'm not going to talk about the fourth guy at all. I've never seen him speak about anything on any video, and I've not read any of the books by the other three. I absolutely loathe Richard Dawkins - but that wasn't always the case. I hooted and hollered along with everyone else when Dawkins helped to take down the blatantly homosexual preacher that. . . .(surprise surprise) was forever attacking homosexuals.

It might be somewhat of a surprise to you after having read about how much disgust I harvest daily from these new atheist, but I rather like Sam Harris - he's a great speaker, and he's pretty polite. I like Christopher Hitchens quite a lot too. I hope that he beats his cancer, and lives for a good many years to come.

Here in modern America conspiracy theories abound - they are everywhere that you look. There are so many conspiracy theories out there being purported as truth by so very many different people that it's forever easy to just lump it all together in one big pile, laugh, and walk away from it all. This is a terrific mistake.

Forever and ever the biggest receivers of suspicion, not only in America, but in the entire Western world are anyone and everyone who is considered a Jew. Everyone knows about what happened in Germany - to some extent. But no one will ever know the extent of it. The numbers killed vary into the millions, and Adolf Hitler himself was said to be one quarter Jewish. Huge mistake, that one - as Jewish denotes and is specific to a religion, and not a race of persons.

Yes - we could argue about this all day long for every day - but this bit of an essay is not going to be about that bit of truth - but be sure that you duly note that Jewish Conspiracy Theories are going to be discussed here, as the single dumbest conspiracy theory in the world is a very Jewish conspiracy theory that is being pushed by the new atheist movement.

Here recently on hubpages I had a drive by coward who didn't leave a name tell me that I'd best be looking over my shoulder. He then went on to use the oldest trick in the book - he said that I must "hate Jews." The piece he commented on did not target any race or religion - but rather, it targeted American Mass media. Now, I'm not certain that the individuals that monopolize the American Mass Media claim to be Jews, or not. What I do know for an absolute fact is that many of them are from a race of people that claim to be racially Jewish.

The thing is - Judaism is a very ethical religion in most cases and interpretations, and the actions of these media moguls (think Rupert Murdoch, or Michael Eisner) are decidedly un Jewish. There is nothing to see in the actions or implied morality of Michael Eisner that could be described as anything other than mammon worship, or satanism. He might claim to be racially Jewish, but in reality he's just some European descended American slob of a rich boy that doesn't practice any sort of Torah Judaism. He's not Jewish. He only claims to be racially Jewish. Same thing with all things Rothschild. The actions of the greatest majority of this family, Rothschild, the wealthiest most powerful family on Earth, is not the least bit reflective of the peaceful religion of Judaism.

If anything - the closer thing to the truth is that I LOVE Jewish people. I'm un yielding on the facts of the matter - that Judaism is a religion and not a race - but have no opinions to give on the millions of persons that I've never been in any sort of contact with who claim to be Jewish based on a race - but do not practice the religion that is the only thing that can, in reality, make anyone a Jew.

Rest assured that drive by hub terrorists too cowardly to leave a name and imply threats upon my life or person. . . .don't influence my thoughts, actions, or cause me to lose a nanosecond of sleep.

But the actions of the world's wealthiest persons - and the conspiracy actions of the wealthiest persons of the world are most often all blamed on Jews, whether they claim to be Jews by some racial nonsense, or if they actually are Jews, and practice Judaism.

There is a thing that is often used called the No True Scotsman Fallacy, and it is improperly titled for the No True Scotsman thing is idiocy.

Someone can claim to be a Scotsman - and be totally Irish. I can claim to be a genius, and be a red neck in Kaufman Texas who isn't bored enough to go take an IQ test. The Rothschild clan can claim that they are Jews, and it doesn't make them anything but the world's wealthiest family of bankers.

The No True Scotsman Idiocy is used by atheist so that they can lump persons like Adolf Hitler or George W. Bush into Christianity. But Christianity is definable, and claiming to be a Christian does not make you one. Perhaps we'll all start claiming that we are racially Christian! That's the same sort of what we Texans call a hoot, as is the notion of someone being racially Hindu, Buddhist, Jewish, Satanist, or Hare Krishna

I'm forever watching, listening, and reading; and I'm forever getting into debates with very angry persons that are what I call new atheist movement cheerleaders. Oh, you know the type - they are angry, and rightfully so, for the world that they've inherited. Somehow, they ignore all data that is outside of their worldview - which involves fundamentalist Christians running the world. I used to be one of those characters. I empathize with them, and their anger at the hatred of gays and lesbians, the hatred of Arabs, and the idiotic policies of Republican administrations that oppress the poor and downtrodden in favor of the wealthy elites.

Fundamentalist Christianity is UGLY, and it's not even Christianity - George W. Bush or President Obama claiming to be a Christian is exactly the same hypocrisy as Michael Eisner or Evelyn De Rothschild claiming to be a Jew. Let's not even get into the lack of science embraced by the fundamentalist Christian vacuum of knowledge, I'm saving that one for later - but most definitely, this is a major boon to the new atheist movement, as they use the silly brain dead fundamentalist to discredit everything that they can. Babes thrown out with bathwater.

Matthew 22:36-40

New International Version (NIV)

³⁶ “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

³⁷ Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. ³⁸ This is the first and greatest commandment. ³⁹ And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ ⁴⁰ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

Above is the be all end all of Christianity and Judaism both! One can neither be Christian or Jewish if those two ideals are not the heart of their lives and lifestyles. It really is just that simple. Oh certainly there are very wealthy persons who claim to be either Jewish or Christian that are ruling and destroying our world right this minute. There are persons who claim to be either Jewish or Christian that control with an iron fist the banking and media in nearly the entire world - but I can claim to be a virtuoso guitarist, and that doesn't make me a virtuoso guitarist, does it?

But these are still not the dumbest conspiracy theories in the world - these are valid conspiracy theories with the wrong names attached to them, and under educated persons leap all over them. Satan dabbles in fear - the wicked flea when no one is even chasing them, but the righteous go as boldly as lions.

You can put lipstick on a pig - it's still a pig, and not a woman - regardless of what it calls itself.

So anyway, the largest portion of my friends are basically people who claim to be atheist, and they are just angry at the false Christians in the world, and they have every right to be. I'm angry at the false geniuses of the world, you know, the people that claim to be geniuses. . .but aren't?

Anyone can claim to be a Christian. It's not hard to do. Anyone can claim to be Jewish, and not follow the Jewish religion. . .which is the only thing that can actually make you a Jew. Watch this, I'm going to demonstrate this for you:

Lookit meeeee!!!!!!! I'm Jewish!!!!!!

See, did you SEE THAT????? I'm still not Jewish. I only said that I was. Forgive me, I lied. I'm just a redneck Texan that sits around thinking about things all day, and publishing my un popular and factually correct as can be thoughts online.

Here' I'ma try it again just so you can verify these scientific experiments. Okay? Ready. Set. Go!

Lookit Meeeeee!!!!!! I'm a genius virtuoso guitarist!!!!!!!!!!! I'm also a bazillionaire!!!!!!

Did you see that? I just claimed that I was a genius, and super rich virtuoso musician!!!! I'm still not though! I'm still a broke and busted displaced hillbilly that has never cared how smart or dumb you think that I might be. But I've got all sorts of science fan friends, and some of them are pretty well scientist, and others are pretty much philosophers. These people though, are often so set into hatred of a society that has been built by capitalist that call themselves either Christians or Jews - but are only capitalists, that they simply hate monotheism. . .without knowing a damned thing about it. They do not believe in cold hard facts about Rothschild and Rockefeller banking and global governance conspiracies because those things probably weren't talked about by Dawkins, Harris, or Hitchens when those three were telling you about how they can't understand common Literary devices like allegory, and that evolution proves that, somehow, no intelligent designer runs the universe. . .despite the universe being soundly governed by observable laws.

Sometimes talking to new atheist movement people is like arguing with a brick wall. If you try to tell them that the Bible talked about global governance from beginning to end, and you bring up freemasonry, Rothschilds, Mass Media Moguls, etc; they'll often say something like the following:

I don't believe in your evil Jew conspiracies

It's never ending - it only gets much, much worse when you try to tell them that people claiming to be Jews most often are NOT Jews, and that people that claim to be Christians are most often NOT Christians. I sometimes feel as though my most intelligent friends never learned what a lie is, never understood that lots of people are plain liars half the time, or more - and that the word hypocrisy is just mind boggling to college grads.

Then, to top it all off - the very height of insanity, hilarity, and craziness - some of these will then claim that eleven of the twelve Apostles of Christ (and don't forget Paul, who came later, but was still beheaded) made the whole Jesus story up - and were brutally executed for it as part of what they then believe was a Jewish Conspiracy, and that, my friends, is the DUMBEST CONSPIRACY THEORY IN HISTORY.

AMEN.

Post Script: Technically - that would be a Hebrew Conspiracy, as the Hebrews were the Biblical Jews. But I'm not buying THAT load of conspiracy tin foil hat crap. The End.