Ramen Noodles

Ramen Noodles are a Japanese Noodle of traditional Chinese "hand pulled" wheat noodle origin. I'm told that the varieties of these noodles strains the old noodle's ability to comprehend it when presented with it's sheer vastness there. Here, in the United States of America, the Ramen Noodle is ubiquitous as well. Traditionally flavored with salt and pork bones, the Chinese buckwheat noodle is a wonderfully affordable filler food, side dish, template for a vast array of flavor, and a good source of carbohydrate.

Probably the largest variety, and most common kind of Ramen noodle found in the U.S. are those made by Nissin Foods, of the Top brand variety. Maruchan is another major brand of Ramen noodle found here in the states, and I'm looking at a package of it now, and heating water in order to prepare a package of the stuff with. Both of these brands of Ramen noodle come packed full of msg, of monosodium glutamate, which is a neurotoxic flavor enhancer that David Rockefeller, personally, would love to see you consume a whole lot more of. I'm feeling lucky today; or perhaps I'm too dumb to feel unlucky, as my Maruchan noodles do not have the flavor pack - which is best incinerated for safety - mine have the msg coated all up in the styrofoam container.

Now, besides the ill advised consumption of msg, which our elite overlords look to to help reduce the slave classes to cannon fodder; it's also not advisable to heat anything in styrofoam, as the styrofoam releases yet another toxin into the Ramen noodle. Don't be the least bit discouraged though, you've still got a beautiful buckwheat noodle to eat, and you're not starving. What I've done before is poke a few pin holes into the msg and neurotoxin filled container - and steadily poured boiling water over the mix as to clean my beautiful noodles of Rockefeller, and FDA sponsored neurotoxins. I'm not so certain as to if I've also successfully washed away the styrofoam based toxins that come with heating; but again, I'm feeling lucky.

At some point in time I was touched by a noodly appendage, and rather than deciding to use my illusions, I decided to use my noodle instead. I realized that most everything in this consumer media induced zombie world that I live in suffers from some source of corruption, or another; and that there are precious few people who seem to be aware of it, and there are even fewer that are the least bit more clean of it. I've learned that most every cop is a criminal, and that the people in jails are most often just poor people, not dumb people; and not the least bit more criminal than the wealthy, politicians, and certainly not the police.

If you ever do go to jail, and the intake guards or police officers have not robbed you of your money or possessions, or perhaps they just failed to log them on file and accidentally put them into their own pockets; then perchance you'll make commissary some day, and get to enjoy the pleasure of, besides being a "criminal," paying about 500% more for Ramen noodles than you would in the free world. Kick em' when they are down, except that if you are in jail long enough to get commissary, then you were already down to begin with. Such is life in a corrupt world where the poor always go to jail, and those who put them there get to act like saints, and most often do not get caught for the exact same sort of things that they've arrested you for. I could elaborate, but I've now washed the FDA sanctioned poisons from my noodles that came to be heated in a styrofoam container so that they'd have even more poisons in them.

The reality of the situation here in today's world is that Ramen Noodles are an excellent source of food to buy in mass, and keep. They store well for long periods of time, and you just never know what condition our condition is in here in federal reserve criminal banking syndicate land is. Stock up on Ramen Noodles today!