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Nescafe Taster's Choice Instant Coffee

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Instant Coffee, when you're in jail, you'll LOVE IT.

So, I'm sitting here in my travel trailer drinking Nescafe Taster's Choice instant coffee.  My traditional coffee maker, you see, has passed on to a new level.  If you know me at all, then you know perfectly well that I scrapped the thing, burned the insulation off of the copper, and added it to my scrap metal pile for tax free unreported income.  It's how I roll, bitches!

I've been working on a hub about Charles Arthur Floyd, also known as "Pretty Boy Floyd," and drinking instant coffee.  Now you may not ever drink instant coffee, and why the hell would you, really, unless you ran out of the other, or, like me, you've scrapped out your coffee machine?  Well, let me tell you about instant coffee, my friends, and how wonderful Nescafe Taster's Choice really is.

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In Jail, you get instant, but only if you are lucky.

My grandmother, my last living grandparent only drinks instant coffee, she prefers it; and nobody can satisfactorily explain any sort of reason why this is. She's never been to jail, and comes from a misguided era in which people think, somehow, that cops are "good people," and that if one arrests you for something, then "you must have done it; " whatever "it" was. Besides that obvious nonsense, and never you mind the plain fact that most people locked up in prison planet America are non violent "criminals" with nary a victim to be shown to any court. The reasons for this are many, but I'll hit a few highlights, I mean, lowlights for you.

1. Destruction of the American Home and Workforce are explicit goals of the Rockefeller/Rothschild international banking cartels; and they favor these goals as America must be weakened in order to willingly join a one world government.

2. It gets the populace used to the idea, over time, that a huge percentage of non violent humans can and will be warehoused while Dick Cheney, and others make huge profits from the warehousing of people via private for profit prisons.

3. High incarceration rates of people for consuming chemicals that Bronfsman disapproves of, as they eat into his profits, also allows law enforcement and local governments to seize a non violent offender's personal property for their own greedy and lustful ends; and you and I should be conditioned for that.

I could go on, but I'm feeling generous concerning my hopes and dreams for your personal happiness today, so I'll just shut it on up, and enjoy my instant coffee.

Prison Song - The USA Has MORE Of Its Population Behind Bars Than Any Nation On Earth.

Comments

ghomefitness 17 months ago

It's how I roll!! Sweet!

Wesman Todd Shaw 17 months ago

LOL! Thanks ghomefitness!

justom 17 months ago

I can't drink that shit but I like your rant on incarceration, don't get me started either :D Peace!! Tom

SteveoMc 17 months ago

LOL I always find you entertaining, for who knows what reason. Maybe it is your opening remark to the bitches. Personally, I had no idea about the meaning of having instant coffee, you have both entertained and instructed. I keep instant coffee for that odd cup but never went to prison yet.

Wesman Todd Shaw 17 months ago

Stay out of jails and prisons, my man, if you can; but if you ever go, then instant coffee will be the single finest and most cherished thing on your commissary list, I promise you!

Thank you for your kindness, Sir!

justom 17 months ago

Hey Todd, I left a comment that's not approved, what's up with that? Tom

Wesman Todd Shaw 17 months ago

Where at Tom? Oh shit, I see it. I dunno how I missed that, but I had a huge meal, and crashed sort of early; but sleep didn't take.. . . .and here I am again.

Victoria Lynn 9 months ago

Useful and awesome! You present things well--so funny. You made me chuckle. And I love what you say on your profile about yourself, what you write about, your willingness to help. So I may take you up on it and ask you some questions! For now, I enjoyed this hub and will follow you and read more!

Wesman Todd Shaw 9 months ago

LOL! Thanks Victoria! I totally forgot about this hub! I did, however, just BREW some REAL coffee. . .I sort of was gifted with another coffee pot!!!

Ask me anything - I don't know everything, but what I do know I'll gladly share! :=D

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